Women Drive Me Crazy

I could go on for hours thinking about women. I'm certainly not some sex maniac, not like any crazy pervert or anything. But they just drive me wild. They really do. Take for instance when I saw the film Double Indemnity. Even though going to the movies makes me awful depressed, I couldn't help but smile like a bastard when Barbara Stanwyck came on the screen. It's certain that all the actors just seem so forced, like that male lead Fred Macmurry, her love interest. He just seems so fake at points, and when he actually acts like a normal guy, you can tell he knows he's doing a good job. I hate when actors do that. But Barbara just makes everything so damn cute that I hardly gave a damn about all the phony acting and corny lines. That's the thing about women. They're always so damn cute. They kill me.
Here's a picture of Barbara:

If I was sexy enough I would move out to Hollywood with

D.B. and meet her. Not to say that I'm not sexy or anything.

But she's probably used to the phony lifestyle is all. With

all the other actors in the god damn world.

Here's the movie cover for Double Idemnity.
And she's about to neck with that Edward
Robinson character..

Headshot:
http://www.doctormacro.com/Images/Stanwyck,%20Barbara/Stanwyck,%20Barbara_01.jpg


Movie cover:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double_Indemnity_(film)